The embattled Governor Rick Scott, who found himself in hot
water after investing millions of taxpayer dollars into the purchase of lottery
tickets, found himself in a literal battle with Former Governor Spessard
Holland, who actually died in 1971. The pair was found in the Governor’s
office, locked in feverish battle, swinging razor-sharp rapiers at one another.
Police had been dispatched to the scene, but they were perplexed
at the sight of Former Governor Holland’s rotting, desiccated form.
“Little bits of grave dust and scrapes of flesh were flying
all over the place. It was disgusting.” One police said in an unofficial
statement.
Governor Scott managed to fell the Former Governor, lobbing
off the zombie’s head. The animated corpse dropped down onto the floor of the
Governor’s office.
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