Showing posts with label Batman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Batman. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

A Mouthy, 25-YEAR-OLD Dick-Head's Open Letter To A U.S. Representative

Dear, Congresswoman Nikki Tsongas

When America behaves as a homogenized whole, we are capable of extraordinary things. In World War II, we were the Goliath; we were the Incredible. Unfortunately, America has stopped behaving like a homogenized whole. A fist is not made up on any individual finger. It’s made up of an entire hand.
On October 1st, 2013, the U.S. Government was forced to shut down due to a failure to set a clean budget. This was not due to some insurmountable issue. It’s due to politics. Some may suggest that Politics is an insurmountable issue, but I believe that, like with a gangrenous finger, there is a solution, all-be-it unpleasant. Diseased flesh must be excised from healthy tissue. According to Politico.com, Congress’s current Approval Rating stands at 11%, while Congress’s incumbency remains near 90%, as reported by the Washingtonpost.com. Why?
These are elected officials. Their presence can only be blamed on the electorate. Congressmen who are comfortable in their elected offices; who grope for hands to shake and slobber on babies around election-time, but only keep the campaign promises that are made behind closed doors  should probably be brought up for re-elections  while their empty-promises are still fresh in the populous’ mind. If Congressmen work harder to keep their seats (and lobbyist money) around election-time, then let election-time be a perpetual truth.
I also feel that the behavior of a Congressman in Texas affects my life in Massachusetts. A handful of elected officials managed to ensnare an entire nation in a pity squabble. The entire nation, as of the writing of this letter, is heading toward an economic shutdown and these men and women threatening to allow it to happen. If a Congressman from Alabama, Arizona, Iowa, Georgia or Florida has the ability to negatively affect my life, I feel that I should have the ability to negatively affect his position. Should Congressmen behave in an obstructionist way, seeming for the sake of being obstructionist, there should be a readily available way of recalling that Congressman. I am calling for National Recall Voting for Senators and Congressman based on polling data. Many of these problematic politicians are protected because the electorate of their state cast votes against the Presidency instead of for any given Congressman.  If these Congressmen were exposed to voting on a national level, many of them would fall to the wayside.  
Thank you for time and attention.
Sincerely,

Mouthy Dick-Head

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

The Best of The Best Villains: The Joker

 
The Clown Prince of Crime, The Agent Of Chaos, The Harlequin of Hate, The Ace of Knives, The former Red Hood. He killed the second Robin, Jason Todd. He paralysized Barbara Gordon. If you name something truly horrible in the Batman Universe, this guy is probably responsible. I'm talking about the Joker, of course and I'm compiling the best incarnations of this killer clown in the post below.
 
The Whacky, Barefoot Richardson Joker
 
Kevin Michael Richardson is normally forgotten in his role as the Joker, but not here. A black guy finally gets to be the Joker.
 
 
The Campy Romero Joker
 
 
I prefer his more scary counterparts, but you have to give Cesar Romero a nod. An entire geeration grew up loving his wild energy and the fact that he wouldn't shave hsi mustache.
 
The Silly and Crazy Nicholson Joker
 
If Jack Nicholson could have done his Joker sometime outside of the the 90's, I'm pretty sure he would have been number one on this list. As it is, Nicholson had to deal with some cumbersome face prothetics and a weird music video wedge right in the middle. His placement on this list has nothing to do with Nicholson's performance and everything to do with Nicholson dancing while splattering paint on paintings.
 
The Creepy, Crazy Hamill Joker
 
A serialized Joker, in my opinion, is the best way to do Joker. Luke Skywalker, Mark Hamill knocked it out of the park with his Joker. It was a very politically correct Joker, but you felt like he could have been the Joker from "The Killing Joker." His crazy and mean and you got glimpses of him being old and vicious, beating on Harley Quinn. He was funny, scary and almost perfect.
 
The Just Plain Scary Ledger Joker
 
Surprise, Surprise. A twenty-something who loves the Ledger Joker over the Nicholson Joker. Call me wrong. It's okay, but I feel like Heath's Joker is the best kind of Joker. This Joker wasn't a funny Joker. He did funny things, but he was a criminal, first. He felt worthy of Batman while more silly Joker don't. Some people love that. Some people don't.