Unanswered Questions: A Family Guy Script ACT 2: SCENE 1

 

ACT TWO – SCENE ONE

 

Setting:

(Interior, Griffin Household, Meg’s House.) PETER is sprawled out, unconscious, underneath a pile of bricks.

 

LOIS enters and rushes over to PETER’S side.

 

LOIS:

(Tearing the bricks off of her unconscious husband.)Peter! Peter!

 

LOIS clears the bricks away and begins to shake PETER’S shoulders, urging him awake.

 

LOIS:

Peter! Peter! Wake up!

 

PETER:

(Rolling away from Lois.)Mah.

 

LOIS stands up and kicks PETER in the back.

 

PETER:

(Writhing in pain.) Damn it all to hell! Son of a bastard! What the hell! Why did you kick me?

 

LOIS:

Peter, what happened? Where’s Stewie?

 

PETER:

(Getting to his feet.) We’re going to have a conversation about you not kicking me anymore.

 

LOIS:

Peter! Where’s Stewie?

 PETER:

I don’t know. He got away from me and got up on the roof and, somehow, dropped the goddamn chimney.

 

LOIS:

Is he still on the roof?

 

PETER:

I don’t know.

 

LOIS:

(Calling up through the hole in the roof.) Stewie! Stewie!(To Peter.) Peter. Get the ladder!

 

PETER:

(Putting his hand to his head.) I don’t know, Lois. I think I might need to go to the hospital.

 

LOIS backhands PETER.

 

LOIS:

I said, Get the ladder!

 

PETER:

(Cowering) Yes, Ma’am.

 

A stream of blood begins to trickle from PETER’S ear.