Unanswered Questions: A Family Guy Script ACT 2: SCENE 5

 

ACT TWO – SCENE FIVE

 

Setting:

(The Griffin household, Exterior, front lawn.) Stewie stands on the lawn with the ASIAN WOMAN and the crowd of random Asians on one side LOIS:

Stewie! Stewie! Come to mommy.

 

ASIAN WOMAN:

No, Baby. You come here.

 

LOIS:

I’ll give you cookies and juice.

 

ASIAN WOMAN:

I give you orange slices and math homework.

 

LOIS:

Stewie! Come to mommy. I’ll play ‘The Itsy-Bitsy spider’ on the radio.

 

ASIAN WOMAN:

Baby. Come here or I slap you on the back of your head, so your hair can hide the bruise.

 

STEWIE:

(To LOIS.) Do we have Sunny D or that purple stuff in the refrigerator?

 

LOIS:

I think we just have that purple stuff. I didn’t have time to go to the store.

 

STEWIE:

(To ASIAN WOMAN) Would you have Sunny D?

 

ASIAN WOMAN:

Yes.

 

STEWIE:

(Walking towards the ASIAN WOMAN.) Asian Lady wins.

 

LOIS:

Stewie! No!

 

STEWIE:

Sorry, bitch. You should’ve gotten me my Sunny D.

 

The ASIAN WOMAN scoops STEWIE up into her arms. She and the random crowd of Asians depart down the street. LOIS collapses to her knees, sobbing. PETER kneels at LOIS’s side, comforting her. The frame freezes.

 

ANNOUNCER:

Sunny D. Buy it or your children will leave you, you dumb whore.