Unanswered Questions: A Family Guy Script ACT2 : SCENE 3

ACT TWO – SCENE THREE

 

 

Setting:

(Interior, Griffin Station Wagon, Transit.) LOIS looks out the window while PETER drives down the street. There are a growing number of Asians walking the streets. PETER seems distracted by them.

 

LOIS:

Do you see him?

 

PETER:

(Craning his head to see the Asians.) No…

 

LOIS:

Wait. I think I can see him.

 

PETER stops the station wagon and stares out the windows at an Asian man wearing a leather jacket.

 

LOIS exits the car and races toward Stewie as an Asian woman picks him up.

 

PETER exits the car and follows the Asian man in the leather jacket.

 

PETER:

(To the Asian Man.)Excuse me. Are you Jackie Chan?

 

ASIAN MAN:

Yes. Yes, I am.

 

PETER:

Tell me something. You’ve been doing movies in America for years now. How haven’t you learned English right yet?

JACKIE CHAN punches PETER in the mouth. PETER collapses to the ground.

 

Setting:

(Exterior, Sidewalk.)Lois snatches up Stewie, nudging the Asian woman out of the way.

 

LOIS:

My baby!

 

ASIAN WOMAN:

(Snatching at Stewie.)No! My baby! (LOIS holds him out of reach.)

 

LOIS:

(Swift-kicking the Asian woman in the stomach.) What the hell’s your problem, lady!

 

The ASIAN WOMAN crumples to the ground, holding her stomach. All the Asians milling about and stare directly at LOIS.

 

STEWIE:

Lois. Lois. Let’s get in the car…Now!

 

LOIS rushes into the station wagon, slamming the door shut. All the Asian begins to swarm around the station wagon, rocking it on its wheels.

 

STEWIE:

Lois! Lois! Drive!

 

LOIS presses down on the gas and the station wagon lurches forward and away from the crowd of Asians.

 

The station wagon disappears down the street as PETER and the crowd of Asians gives chase.