Monday, September 1, 2014

September's Nerd Words Puzzle

Code Words:
- Puppy, Puzzle, Puddle Needle, Kettle, Bubble, Evolve, Connect, Juju - 

15-2-14-13- [STOP]  10-2-21-21- [STOP] 15-18-5-24-19- [STOP]

Sunday, August 31, 2014

August's Humiliated Dog and Dog Attack

It's back!

And it occurs to me that I haven't explained the logic behind this stupid series. Well, I've never since a dog who was happy to be dressed up. At best, dogs are willing to roll with it. 

They're all like, "okay. I don't know how to take this off my body. I don't have thumbs. So, fuck it."

(So, I've noticed that all these people are white and, for some reason, make the humping so much worst. Natalie Portman said it best in Garden State: " Kick 'em in the balls." That shuts that nonsense down immediately.)

Sunday, July 20, 2014

A Six-Word Fascination

    I missed you. I won’t again.
   Look at me. I am invisible.
  Today, she will come and hunt. 

Thursday, July 10, 2014

A Six-Word Fascination

    Your eyes! Very Pretty.  Very tasty.
  I know your secret. Go away.
    Can’t go home. You smell bad. 

Friday, June 20, 2014

A Six Word Fascination


   Take your gun. Angels protect me.
    Everybody started bleeding. Worst. Birthday. Ever.

   Monsters are people that eat people.