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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

News Item Of The Month: February

Governor of Florida, Rick Scott, announced February 5th that he will enact a law to balance the state’s budget and flood the state with cash by committing half the state’s tax revenue to the purchase of lottery tickets.
Rick Scott reportedly claimed, “I got a ‘Can’t-Lose’ system for picking numbers, but I’m not going to put all of Florida’s money on the lottery machine. I diversify with some scratchers.”  
Reports have been raised that Governor Scott, then, kneaded his hands together and bobbed his head up and down, saying ‘Yeah. Yeah. Y’all are going to see. Y’all are going to see.”

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