Wednesday, March 12, 2014

News Item Of The Month: March

The embattled Governor Rick Scott, who found himself in hot water after investing millions of taxpayer dollars into the purchase of lottery tickets, found himself in a literal battle with Former Governor Spessard Holland, who actually died in 1971. The pair was found in the Governor’s office, locked in feverish battle, swinging razor-sharp rapiers at one another.
Police had been dispatched to the scene, but they were perplexed at the sight of Former Governor Holland’s rotting, desiccated form.
“Little bits of grave dust and scrapes of flesh were flying all over the place. It was disgusting.” One police said in an unofficial statement.

Governor Scott managed to fell the Former Governor, lobbing off the zombie’s head. The animated corpse dropped down onto the floor of the Governor’s office.  

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