April's Nerd Words Puzzle

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Across 3. The Whistling Baines 5. Hello, People of Earth. 8. Dead Author's Podcast

Down 1. Former Fat guy from Lowell, Ma 2. My hat! My hat! My hat! They're dancing around my hat! 4. This is ____ loves ____ 6. Boomer Lives! 7. Stuff you should Know

March's Humiliated Dog And Dog Attack

Police: 1 Dead, 2 Injured From Dog Attack in Southeast Houston 

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Police-1-dead-2-injured-from-dog-attack-in-5115737.php

A Six-Word Fascination

   Dragons blinked in the dark, shyly.

 One boy died and came back.

   A Killer killed himself. Good Riddens. 

Lil' Benny Says Happy St. Patrick's Day

News Item Of The Month: March

The embattled Governor Rick Scott, who found himself in hot water after investing millions of taxpayer dollars into the purchase of lottery tickets, found himself in a literal battle with Former Governor Spessard Holland, who actually died in 1971. The pair was found in the Governor’s office, locked in feverish battle, swinging razor-sharp rapiers at one another.

Police had been dispatched to the scene, but they were perplexed at the sight of Former Governor Holland’s rotting, desiccated form.

“Little bits of grave dust and scrapes of flesh were flying all over the place. It was disgusting.” One police said in an unofficial statement.

Governor Scott managed to fell the Former Governor, lobbing off the zombie’s head. The animated corpse dropped down onto the floor of the Governor’s office.  

A Six-Word Fascination

  Monkeys glowered at her, then feasted.

Sam ran hard. Dan ran harder.

You have teeth. Give me some.