Saturday, November 2, 2013

News Item Of The Week - Butt Fucking

Butt-fucking, apparently, isn’t as amazing as it was previously reported.

“While Ass-Play does look awesome in pornography, it isn’t actually all that great due to the lack of professionalism while engaging in the act. Pornographic actresses snake a tube up in there and they clean it out. Meanwhile, if you convince your girlfriend/ wife/ sexual partner of some kind to take it in the stink, it will most likely be reluctantly. She/he, most likely, will not do the pre-show work to prevent certain rotten egg smells and fecal stains.”

Said Dr. Maria Mason of the Department of Human Sexuality at New York University. When asked if she would be willing to let someone ride the Hershey Highway, Mason was reportedly, ‘A Bitch About It.’


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