Friday, October 25, 2013

News Item Of The Week! - Panama

Timothy Carter, the sexy mastermind of Craig Carter’s escape, had apparently faked his brother’s death and killed three prison guards with a guns fabricated out of crack cocaine and semen. Carter has sent for this reporter and at the moment, we are holding hands on a sunny beach in Panama. We have just finished a dinner of Roasted Boar, Spanish rice and ice, cold beers. This will be the last report this reporter will file. This reporter would like to leave you with these last words: Never lose hope and believe in love.

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